Category: Allegory

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Kayfabe Collapse
or Repent for the end is nigh

Did you hear the rapture is happening? Or already happened, I’m not sure, I haven’t been keeping up. Feels like proclamations of the end times are being spread every other weekThis one had a bit more traction because of TikTok and the faithful arrogant have been giving away their worldly possessions in the USA, all in the belief that they are going to be beamed up to heaven in the rapture any day now.

Funny stuff because every time one of these things comes around it’s related to loose interpretations of the book of revelations, casting barcodes or chip and pin as the mark of the beast, but there’s never any of the wrath of God stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria¹.

You think you’ll never see any proper signs of the end times…

… and then one day your Dad tells you Penn and Teller just became members of The Magic Circle.

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or Repent for the end is nigh”

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Coinkidink
or Everything’s Connected

I realised after posting it that my diagram of the Trapezoid of Professionalism might have baffled a few people, and honestly I fear the explanation may baffle some of those people even more but I think it’s important to explain none the less.

The Connection between Paul Allen and Jon Allen is pretty obvious, they share a last name and a predilection for perfection, but other than the fact that Jonny Paul has both of their names in his name, there’s no other connection to either of them, nor is he really a counterpoint to any of their common aspects.

In fact, before seeing him by chance on a random episode of The Paul Daniels Magic Show, I had never even heard of Jonny Paul, so the fact that he entered my consciousness on the same night as the Jon Allen lecture is apparently pure coincidence.

But there is something bigger going on that I didn’t really want to get into in that post, and that bigger thing is this:

Coincidences are actual magic.

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Shabbycadabra
or Let’s See Jon Allen’s Card

A couple of days ago I saw a lecture by Jon Allen. It was pretty good, lots of solid thinking, strong methods, entertaining effects, and everything he said made perfect sense… But when he explained his reasons for doing things the way he did, I continually found myself disagreeing with him.

Normally when I disagree with someone I can put my reasons into words but it wasn’t until much later that I realised what was going on in my head, and when I had this epiphany it suddenly made a lot of other things slot into place in my head, such as why I have so many props I never use.

Jon Allen is too professional.

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or Let’s See Jon Allen’s Card”

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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
or Men of Principles

Did you know Jeff McBride was in an episode of Star Trek? They actually wrote the whole episode of Deep Space Nine with him in mind as the character Joran Belar. Penn and Teller, conversely, were in an episode of Babylon 5, as Rebo and Zooty, a pair of intergalactic entertainers, one of whom doesn’t speak.

What’s fascinating to me is that Deep Space Nine is a knockoff of Babylon 5.

J. Michael Straczynski took the idea of a space opera set in a stationary location near a warp gate with themes of intergalactic war, the recent end of the Centauris’ oppresive regime over the Narns, and alien religion which selects the station’s captain as it’s chosen one, to Paramount and they said “Eh, not our bag”…. and then made Deep Space Nine, where a space station near a wormhole is the central key location in an intergalactic war, featuring the Cardassians whom until recently were oppressing the Bajorans, whose religious prophets select the captain as their next… you know, no, I’m sure Paramount totally came up with that on their own.

Anyway Babylon 5 was better, but Deep Space Nine got the drop on them because while JMS was still looking for a production company, Paramount were ramping up and selecting a cast.

Equilibrium, guest starring Jeff McBride was first aired on October 17th 1994, whereas Day of the Dead didn’t air until March 11th 1998, more than 3 solid years later. Some people might say that Babylon 5 stole the idea of guest starring a famous magical act from Deep Space Nine, but frankly I think they deserved a little payback.

Also, Babylon 5 was far superior in every way and Jeff McBride has to live with that.

Hey, did you see Jeff McBride on Penn and Teller Fool us?

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Star Trick
or Talk to the Hand Wave

I’ve been watching a lot of Star Trek recently; not only the new series, Discovery, but also the ill fated series Enterprise. Star Trek: Enterprise was set a century before the original series and as such had the burden of retrofitting the existing canon into its plot.

I lack the encyclopedic knowledge that many people think I possess but there are three episodes which in conjunction have a fascinating quality which a lot of magicians would do well to pay attention to.

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or Talk to the Hand Wave”